Joke submitted by: Bob Noble
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Don't step on the Ducks !!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't
step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is
them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is
to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St.
Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains
them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity
to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter
comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall,
long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
THE BIRTH OF A HUMMINGBIRD
This is truly amazing. Just click on 'Next Page' at the bottom of each page; there are 5
pages in all. A lady found a hummingbird nest and got pictures all the way from the egg
to leaving the nest. Took 24 days from birth to flight.
Click on this link below!
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A Tale of Two Cockatoos
